Help Write Troma History, and win $500 and Dinner with Lloyd and his three daughters!
Lloyd’s daughters are writing a Tromemoir about growing up Toxic in the Troma household. Without fans there would be no Troma, and without Troma, Lloyd’s daughters would not have had their uniquely Tromatic upbringing. Help write Troma History by submitting your wittiest Title and illustrations for this Tromemoir Contest.
- Dinner with Lloyd and his daughters
- Selected art and title will be published in the book
- Hand of Lloyd’s youngest, and most beautiful, daughter
Send your submissions INCLUDING CONTACT INFORMATION, AGE and NAME by APRIL 13th 2010 to:
Troma Entertainment, Inc.
ATTN Justin Martell
36-40 11th Street
Long Island City, NY
Leave your Title submissions in a comment to this blog!
LLOYD’s DAUGHTERS’ TROMEMOIR TITLE COMPETITION
NAME THIS BOOK: It’s a typical love story: cult film maker with a preference for shock +big boobs and a mutual love-hate relationship with Hollywood, meets southern belle debutante whose elegance, intelligence, manners and all-over perfection is unreal. In a balancing act worthy of a five-ring circus, the yin and yang pair raise three daughters according to a strict value system of manners, morals and education while all the while striving to produce “art” through vomit and fake blood. Yes, it’s just another feel good fantastical reality zombie romance historical novel featuring Lloyd Kaufman, his beautiful wife, three daughters and The Toxic Avenger.
ILLUSTRATION / GRAPHIC ART COMPETITION
Submit your illustrations and artistic interpretation of the any or all of the following six scenes:
1. Beautiful blond blue-eyed Lloyd as a baby kidnapped by zombies, and replaced with ugly big nosed bearded baby of the Lloyd we know today.
2. Lloyd rejects Hollywood and founds Independent Film Studio Troma, the Birth of The Toxic Avenger
3. Lloyd falls in love with and marries beautiful southern belle
4. Troma vs. Hollywood Evil Satan Worshipping Conglomerate
5. Lloyd’s Three Daughters write Tromemoir NYT Best Seller
6. Lloyd Wins Oscars, Thanks to Fans