Steven Haar Writes From the Land Down Under :
SH: G’day Uncle Lloyd, this is Steven Haar. I was just wondering if you were planning on filming any of your future projects (or at least visit) Melbourne, Australia? And do you need Tromen from Melbourne, Australia?
LK: G’day mate, I am Melbourning to make a movie in your town. Our budget is too down under, and our Koality is not up enough. I found your question certainly not kangarude, but while I can’t promise we will be filming in Aussie land, we are looking for a few good Tromen and women from Melbourne indeed.
In fact, we are calling for Tromettes and Tromen and TROMOSAPIENS from all over the world:
You can be in a future movie!
ARE YOU A TROMO SAPIEN?
Do you hear the call to be a Tromette? Or a Troman? Lloyd Kaufman is currently
developing a script far more personal than his film TERROR FIRMER. This
new work will include one minute portraits of Tromo Sapien auditions. If you
are, or want to be, a member of this elite species, please send in a one minute
filmed audition for a chance to appear in the upcoming film and/or on the Troma
If possible, Troma would prefer high definition, one minute Quicktime movies on
data disc, sent to:
Lloyd’s Unnamed Movie
36-40 11th Street
Long Island City, New York 11106
Mini-DVs may also be sent to this address. Alternatively, you may use
firstname.lastname@example.org to email us your film files!